Great Jobs To Be Found In China!

Hey everyone!

I thought I'd share with you some of the more fabulous jobs to be found in China.

Fuwuyuan, Friendship Store
Duties: Being rude to customers; preventing customers from searching the shelves for the things which they need
Perqs: On-the-job nose-picking

Fuwuyuan, BLCU's Conference Centre's Restaurant
Duties: Being rude to customers; giving among the poorest service in the Greater Beijing Area; opening automatic doors for customers
Perqs: On-the-job nose-picking

Door-opener, Library
Duties: Passing students without library cards through the turnstiles when the automatic doors are abitrarily and mysteriously closed
Perqs: Mafaning students simply because they haven't yet gotten their student cards and can't speak Chinese, while allowing hassle-free entry to any native speaker of Mandarin, regardless of whether or not they're affiliated with BLCU; on-the-job nose-picking

'The Crying Baby Gets Milk'

Hello, everyone!

I've finally convinced the head fuwuyuan at my dormitory to allow me to stay for the last six days of my programme. I think that she finally understands that my programme is quite different from the short-term programme offered at BLCU. I don't want to go into too many details about this; however, my situation is quite different from that of the short-term programme. I think that she thought that my sense of entitlement was too high until I explained that the short-term programme's exam results shall be available either tomorrow or on Friday, whereas mine shan't be available until 20 July. I am booked here until 21 July. Only six weeks of complaining were required for that. I think that that's a record in China.

Although I have complained much, I have tried to resist the urge to yell and whine while complaining. However, one of the advisors for international students told me that I need to do that if I want to stay at all. I was prepared to do that but, in the end, I ended-up being quite Canadian. I didn't whine to the person who could possibly do something about it; I whined only to those who couldn't.