Great Jobs To Be Found In China!

Hey everyone!

I thought I'd share with you some of the more fabulous jobs to be found in China.

Fuwuyuan, Friendship Store
Duties: Being rude to customers; preventing customers from searching the shelves for the things which they need
Perqs: On-the-job nose-picking

Fuwuyuan, BLCU's Conference Centre's Restaurant
Duties: Being rude to customers; giving among the poorest service in the Greater Beijing Area; opening automatic doors for customers
Perqs: On-the-job nose-picking

Door-opener, Library
Duties: Passing students without library cards through the turnstiles when the automatic doors are abitrarily and mysteriously closed
Perqs: Mafaning students simply because they haven't yet gotten their student cards and can't speak Chinese, while allowing hassle-free entry to any native speaker of Mandarin, regardless of whether or not they're affiliated with BLCU; on-the-job nose-picking